I am a woman. I am a mother. I am not perfect. I make mistakes. I chose the wrong path.…

There is no greater feeling than hearing that first cry after your baby is born. That feeling of relief that…

Have you ever tried to rush out of bed to use the toilet quick, then rush back to bed before…

At least 75% of raising young boys is asking them to get their hands out of their pants.

Going to Aldi for some milk and coming home with a trampoline, a power drill and a trumpet.

Parenthood is… Whispering “For Fuck’s Sake” before answering to your name.

Don’t compare yourself to other mothers. We are all losing our shit… some women just hide it better that others!

I’m not a regular mum, I’m a “I hate Play-Doh, and don’t you dare bring glitter into this house” mum.

Co-Sleeping: Squeezing your body onto 12 inches of mattress whilst your child makes snow angels in their sleep!

Clean you house for 2 hours. Watch the humans you created destroy it in 10 minutes. Repeat for 18 years.…

I constantly go between wanting you to be my baby forever, and being exited about all the amazing stuff you’ll…

Youth is a time of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17 a parent can age 30 years.…

Going to bed early. No leaving the house. Not going to a party. My teenage years punishments have now become…

That moment when you fake being asleep to help your child fall asleep and you accidentally take a 3 hour…

When you wake up in the morning & it feels like you only slept for 8 minutes.

To the mom hiding in her bathroom, needing peace for just one minute, as the tears roll down her cheeks..…

When the kids say they’re hungry after I say it’s bedtime. You had all day to eat!

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Wednesday.

When your diet was meant to start today but you accidentally ate a Big Mac meal, 3 packets of crisps…

Watching your kid do something they might get hurt doing without interfering because you want them to learn and grow…