You know you’re a mum when you respond to a text at 10:29pm at 6:15am the next morning.
Me trying to get over the baby gate without opening it.
I tucked my kids into bed and said “Goodnight, see you in the morning” and then we both laughed and…
When your kids keep telling a story, And it wont fucking end.
There’s a time and a place for wine… In my hand , and now… hello weekend!
If you haven’t threatened to call Santa 42 times this week are you even a parent?
I wonder how often my kids look at me and think… “This bitch is crazy”
If I can pee into a tiny cup at the doctor’s that I have to hold myself, why can’t boys…
Not long now until this arsehole shows up again.